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  She definitely has a mouth fetish or kink.

  Jon’s mind wandered, wondering what the others were like.

  Don’t think like that. We are all still getting to know each other. Syndra just might be the forward one.

  Not wanting to dwell on it because he was instantly hard, Jon threw off the blanket and tried to put on some clothes, his hard on directly in the way.

  Think of something else.

  Thoughts spiraled into mundane images. The morning wood began to wane and Jon felt comfortable enough to walk out of his room without giving anything away. Clothes on, he moved to the bedroom door and opened it.

  The smell of eggs touched his senses and a gurgling hunger bubbled up. Jon stepped out into the living room and looked to the open concept kitchen, seeing all four elves moving about. Cora and Syndra were cooking while Lilly and Zelda had set the table.

  Jon approached with a happy smile. Lilly smiled as Zelda gave a gruff nod. Cora looked over her shoulder, her expression blank. Syndra didn’t look over.

  I hope that isn’t a bad sign.

  “Syndra spoke with the spirits and they told her that you like eggs and coffee in the morning. They showed her how to use the stove and the coffee maker. She imparted that knowledge to us. A morning breakfast is the least we can do for taking us all in,” Lilly smiled with closed eyes.

  Jon stepped closer with his own smile. “Thank you, but I could have helped.”

  “No!” Syndra said with a hard edge before she looked over to Jon and her expression immediately softened. “We wanted to do this, for you.”

  Jon kept his smile and nodded. “That’s okay. Tomorrow, I’ll cook for everyone.”

  The young man made his way to the brewing coffee maker and pulled out a mug from a cabinet overhead. The morning routine fell into place as he poured himself a cup. Turning around, he rested against the counter, coffee cup in hand.

  “Did everyone sleep well?” Jon asked before he took a sip.

  “Hard to sleep when we could hear you,” Zelda said with a dour expression.

  Jon clamped a hand over his mouth to prevent himself from spitting out his coffee. Lilly smiled. Cora looked over with blank eyes.

  Syndra reached over and touched the young man’s arm. “Ignore Zelda. She isn’t happy until she’s fed.”

  Zelda’s dour expression slipped into a sly grin. “That’s amusing since he must have fed you all night.”

  The shadow elf pulled a knife from the dishrack and aimed it at the tall sea elf with menace in her eyes. “Test me and you’ll be licking many bloody wounds!”

  “Try it!” Zelda grinned wider and licked her dark blue lips.

  Syndra’s eyes were like two red pinpoints before Jon’s hand reached over, touched her wrist and lowered the knife hand down.

  “We will all feel better after some breakfast,” Jon said diplomatically.

  A dark cloud appeared over Syndra’s head before she turned her attention to Cora, putting the knife down and picking up a plate. Eggs were piled on the plate and soon divided among several. The group sat down at the table as eggs and bacon were served.

  Zelda began shoveling food into her mouth. Lilly drank her coffee. Cora stared blankly as she took small, tiny morsels. Syndra sat next to Jon, one hand using a fork and the other drifting under the table to squeeze Jon’s leg.

  Jon ate his breakfast, not making any indication to Syndra’s touch until she grabbed his manhood over his clothes and stroked slightly.

  I don’t know if I should stop her or let her keep going?

  The touch was nice and when Jon glanced at her, the sea witch seemed smaller and nicer.

  Maybe a little while longer.

  Jon smiled to himself.

  “Are we going to the Neon Boardwalk Park? The images on the news haunted my dreams,” Cora said with a plain tone.

  Jon and Lilly nodded, the two catching each other and smiling.

  Jon spoke up, “It’s further along the harbor. I’ll need to drive us there. I was thinking we would go this afternoon so we can see the sunset and enjoy the lights after dark.”

  Jon looked to Lilly, “If that’s what we want to do?”

  Lilly nodded. “It sounds delightful and an experience to help us adjust to Urth’s culture.”

  “I look forward to it,” Cora said with an emotionless mask.

  Jon found himself staring at the thin elf. Her short teal colored hair seemed to glow in the morning light, but her eyes and her expression were almost soulless, like she was alive and not alive at the same time. Her eyes barely blinked as she took small morsels of egg into her mouth.

  She seems like an old soul in a young body. I mean, she looks like a teenager, but considering she is an elf, she might be much older. I have no idea what elven physiology really is, but Cora gives off an alien vibe.

  “I will have to get the car ready. I don’t often use it and it just sits in my garage. I’ll check it over and make sure it's ready for our little trip,” Jon said.

  Heads nodded. Jon continued to eat, but Syndra’s movements below the table caused him to be rock hard. If she continued, he was going to make a mess that would be difficult to hide. Hand reaching down, he touched her hand, signaling her to stop.

  Syndra paused before pulling her hand away. She gave his thigh a gentle squeeze and continued with her breakfast.

  The early part of the day spun on. Lilly stepped out onto the deck, enjoying her third cup of coffee. Syndra and Cora sat on the couch, watching world news like a pair of zombies. Zelda disappeared into her room and Jon went out into the garage.

  Stepping in, the young man saw the thick sheet covering his car. Taking hold, he pulled it off, dust flying into the air. A few coughs later, he was inside and turning it on. The engine roared to life, humming with power before it sputtered a little.

  I was supposed to change the oil ages ago. Since we have the day, I can do it now so we don’t run into any issues.

  Jon turned off the engine, stepped out of the car and moved to a steel cabinet. Once he opened it, he saw the supplies he needed and began to gather them. Time floated on like a breeze as Jon worked. Thoughts often shifted to the beautiful elves in his home as he lay under the car with the pan as oil spilled into it. Dirt smudged his face as he watched the oil drain. Images of last night played on, again and again.

  Jon’s brow wrinkled.

  I can sense they still have secrets. They must have their reasons, but I can’t be part of anything terrible. They seem genuine for the most part, but why do I have this nagging feeling that something bad is coming our way?

  Jon shrugged to himself as he watched the oil drain out and replaced the drain plug. After replacing the oil, closing the hood and putting the supplies away, Jon made his way back into the house, ready for a hot shower. Stepping through, he smiled as Syndra and Cora were still watching TV. When a moan touched his ears, he looked to the screen to see it was split between two channels. News played on one side while another hardcore porn played on the other.

  “You’re watching both, at the same time?” Jon said incredulously.

  Cora and Syndra nodded in unison, their gaze never leaving the screen.

  “This is much more interesting,” Syndra said before licking her lips.

  Jon shook his head.

  “If it works,” the young man said as he walked to his bedroom door.

  Jon glanced through the glass door, Lilly still outside and sitting in one of his chairs. Her hat was on a small table and she faced the sun with closed eyes. A sudden urge to join her woke his senses, but looking down at how dirty he was, a shower would have to come first.

  Jon stepped into his room and closed the door behind him. Taking off his clothes, he dumped them on the floor before stepping into his bathroom. The sound of running water touched his senses as he stepped in. Mist floated up as a lone figure lounged in the large tub.

  Zelda turned her head to the nearly nude Jon and smiled. “I thought you were supposed t
o knock first?”

  Jon stood, blinking. “That was for when I was in here.”

  Zelda grinned. “It should be both ways, but I don’t mind if you’re here.”

  The tall, blue elf lounged in the tub, her eyes closing.

  Jon stared at her for a moment, the steamy mists covering up the rest of her body. Not wanting to be a perv, he made his way to the large shower stall, pulled down his underwear and tossed it aside. Knobs turned and jets of water shot out of the showerhead. Hot water splashed onto his face as the rest cascaded down his body. The comforting heat caused his muscles to relax, nearly forgetting the seven-foot-tall sea elf in the large, adjacent tub. Mists mingled as Jon cleaned himself.

  A shadow loomed in the mists, stepping closer and towering over the young man.

  Jon opened his eyes, seeing the shadow against the wall tiles. Turning around, he looked up into Zelda’s razor smile. Hand out, she pressed it to the wall and looked down with an amused and intimidating gaze.

  Jon looked up with his own snarky smirk. “You can have the shower when I’m done.”

  Zelda’s eyes regarded him as she didn’t move.

  Jon found himself glancing at her lanky body. Her skin was a pale blue, breasts at his eye level. Dark blue nipples stood at attention. Toned muscles filled her form and when his gaze caught her womanhood, it was a hairless thin line.

  “What did you do to Syndra?” Zelda asked with a commanding tone.

  “You heard us. What do you think?” Jon said, his body relaxed.

  Zelda’s eyes narrowed. “She’s never been like this before. You must understand, I will protect my family with my life. If you did something sneaky, I don’t care if you are our Shullkar, I’ll scar you so you remember the lesson.”

  Jon stared into her dark eyes. “I will never hurt or manipulate any of you. Can you say the same?”

  Zelda kept her narrow gaze.

  Jon didn’t break his gaze, but the heat, water, and the sight of Zelda’s naked body so close, nature had other ideas. Without ceremony or warning, his member began to rise.

  The sea elf lingered, “My job is to make sure everyone is safe. If you cast a spell on her and I find out…”

  “You can’t intimidate me,” Jon said sternly. “I know you just want to protect them, but you must know, I want the same thing for all of you.”

  Zelda looked down, her sharp grin widening. “It seems my intimidation is making you hard. For most men, it’s a reflex I’ve seen, even when I’m biting off one of their limbs.”

  Jon hardened his gaze. “I’m not hard because you are trying to intimidate me. I’m hard because you’re beautiful.”

  The sea elf’s eyes widened a hair before pink touched her blue cheeks. The moment overwhelmed her before she visibly tried to shake it off. Keeping one hand against the wall, she reached over with her other webbed hand and took hold of Jon’s hard cock. Water spilled down over their bodies in the hot shower before she began to stroke him.

  Jon let out a seething exhale, her grip like a vice on him. The stroking was lubricated by the falling water, adding to the moment.

  “Men are at their weakest after them come,” Zelda said with a razor smile and upping the tempo slightly.

  “You expect the truth after I come?”

  Zelda nodded. “I do. You see, once those horny feelings go away, bravery slips away. You can’t hide behind some bravado once you’re spent. You will weaken and if I smell a hint of weakness, I’m going to bite you hard enough to leave scars.”

  Jon focused as she stroked him. “Syndra thought the same thing until she knew the truth.”

  Zelda lowered her razor smile to Jon’s level. “I can smell your blood. It sings to me and I want nothing more than to chew you up. This cock of yours isn’t magical. Tell me, Jon, will you still be hard after coming and seeing me for who I really am, a monster ready to devour you?”

  “I don’t see a monster,” Jon said with hard eyes.

  “Ha! Don’t make me…” Zelda didn’t finish as her eyes widened.

  Jon brought his face close and kissed her. Lips touching, Zelda found herself frozen. When his tongue slipped into her mouth, her gaze turned upward, the intimate touch of his tongue touching hers and moving along her sharp teeth.

  The young man was lost to their kiss as well. Hands rose up, he touched her high waist, pulling her closer.

  Zelda whimpered before she resumed stroking him and barely budged. Eyes rolled back into place and she began to stroke him faster. Jon’s hand explored her body, brushing along her slight curves and then taking hold of her breasts. He rubbed them, thumbs sliding over pointed nipples. They never broke their kiss as the mist clouded around them. When his hand drifted down to her thigh, Zelda broke their kiss.

  “Come,” Zelda commanded.

  Jon was so turned on, he grunted, white seed spurting out and splashing against Zelda’s thigh. The sea elf looked down, a few more spurts painting her thigh as water washed it down her smooth leg. When the last final spurt fell into the mists, Zelda watched as his member did not melt.

  “I’m ready to go again,” Jon said with confidence.

  The sea elf’s sharp smile waned, falling into an odd shyness. She let go of his member, took a step back and looked at him as he stared with wanting eyes.

  “You don’t have to go,” Jon whispered.

  Zelda looked away, a sadness bleeding into her dark eyes. Without a word, she stepped into the mists. Her shadow moved to the door and opened it before stepping out and closing it behind her.

  Jon stood, water hitting his head and shoulders as he stared through the mists.

  What is wrong with me? She was ready to tear my head off and I… felt normal. I felt like we belonged. Syndra felt the same. The anxiety and worry, just melted away like this is how it was always meant to be.

  Jon turned into the shower water, his heart and mind cracking and reforming like a demented puzzle.

  ***

  The elves followed Jon as they stepped into the garage. Almond shaped eyes looked to the strange metal wagon in the garage as Jon pointed an open hand to it.

  “Our chariot to the park is ready,” Jon grinned.

  Zelda crossed her arms. “How are we all supposed to fit into that?”

  Jon looked to the car, seeing that it was small now that everyone was here. It was a four-seater and very practical for him, but not his unusually strange family.

  Jon circled the car, opened the driver’s side and turned on the car. A finger touched a button and a moonroof slid away.

  “Lily can sit upfront with me. The three of you can sit in the back. It will be a tight squeeze and Cora may have to sit on someone’s lap.”

  Jon pointed to the now open moonroof. “I know the car is small, but you should have plenty of headspace. You just might have the wind in your face the entire way, but we don’t have far to go.”

  “I’m sure we will manage,” Lilly said and shot Zelda a look.

  The sea elf lowered her eyes and nodded.

  Jon smiled. “Let’s get to the park and have some fun!”

  Six

  The afternoon sun hung low in the sky as a packed car zipped along the harbor coastline. Fluffy clouds drifted along, painting a picturesque scene. Gulls floated along in the sky as waves crashed on the surf, their white noise bringing peace to all except the lone car on the road.

  Jon was leaning forward, a vein throbbing along his temple. Lilly looked over to him with concerned eyes. Behind them, three elves growled and snarled at each other.

  Zelda’s head was through the moonroof, trying to enjoy the salty air and the wind in her hair. Because of her size, her shoulders and hips pushed into the other seat, squishing Syndra against her car door. On their laps, Cora shifted, her bony elbows digging into Zelda and her knees knocking into the sea witch as they all squirmed to accommodate each other.

  “Stop squirming!” Zelda shouted down into the car.

  Cora was silent as a ghost, but con
tinued to move around, uncomfortable on their laps. Moving her leg, it knocked into Syndra’s covered boob and the sea witch let out a low growl.

  “Stay still!” Syndra said with a hard edge.

  “This is uncomfortable,” Cora said plainly, like it was the only explanation needed.

  An elbow stabbed into Zelda’s leg again and the sea elf let out an annoyed grunt.

  “We’re almost there! Just be patient,” Jon growled over his shoulder.

  Lilly eyed Jon, the car speeding up as it seemed to match his blood pressure. “Are you well?”

  Jon stared out the windshield, his body nearly hawkish. He tried to concentrate on the road, but the shouting and growls behind him distracted more than they helped.

  “I’m going to have to buy a bigger car,” Jon said in a low hiss as the squirming behind him pushed at the back of his seat.

  Lilly lifted a hand to cover her smile. The sun elf looked away to the passing scenery.

  Jon saw the park’s Ferris wheel in the distance. He was about to point it out when Cora’s shoulder slammed into the back of his seat.

  “I will shrink not just your head, but your entire body!” Syndra shouted at the top of her lungs.

  “This is uncomfortable,” Cora said again.

  Jon turned his head, his eyes blazing with fire and his teeth sharp. “I will turn this car around and no one will see the park! Calm down! We’re almost there!”

  Cora froze. Zelda held the thin elf to her while Syndra held Cora’s legs to her stomach. The bickering stopped and the car was silent.

  Lilly looked over again to Jon as a storm cloud blazed over his head. The tiny cloud slowly shrank away before it disappeared, sunlight causing an aura to appear around Jon’s head.

  The young man took a deep breath and made a slow exhale. Lifting his head up, he focused on driving.

  “I see it!” Zelda called down into the car.

  Lilly looked out and smiled as the Ferris wheel seemed to get bigger with every moment.